awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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