we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
i out mim tonsoeep
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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