Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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