We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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