I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
no you cant smoke seaweed
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize