I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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