he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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