so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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