My friends, they love my intelligence
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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