I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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