my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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