I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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