Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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