tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Are we still banned from the library?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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