Banned from zoo.
Again?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
