cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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