what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Barsexuality is the new black.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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