She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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