Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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