Little spoons don't ask big questions
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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