All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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