We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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