It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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