with your own penis?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Randomize
