Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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