what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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