Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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