Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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