sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It's shark week go big or go home
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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