awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Drake has all the answers
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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