it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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