I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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