I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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