I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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