Me too!
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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