Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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