No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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