awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
