Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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