He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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