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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously

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  you are my hero

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'

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• (559): View more from California

  I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.

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