Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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