Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
my penis made a compromise with my morals
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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