Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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