I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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