Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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