ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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