She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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