That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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