i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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