How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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