even my farts smell like vagina
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
MIDGETS
????
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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