Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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