Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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