Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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