oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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