i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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