Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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