Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Randomize
