fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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