So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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